True Friendship
When you are sad
I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad
When you are blue
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you
When you smile
I will know you finally got laid
When you are scared
I will rag on you about it every chance Iget
When you are worried
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining
When you are confused
I will use little words
When you are sick
Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have
When you fall
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end.
"Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Remember, a good friend will help you move, a REALLY GOOD FRIEND will help you move a body.
Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.
Ya por añejos vinos corre sangre, corren caballos negros y el sol relumbra.Entre banderas fuertes sujeto tu ilusión, como un pájaro rojo a la orilla de los dramáticos océanos de números; y, cuando las viejas águilas atardecen tus pupilas de otoño,mi pasión enarbola sus ámbitos a la vanguardia de aquellos ejércitos tremendos,en donde relucen las calaveras de los héroes.
